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Joke of the Week


Tea for two

When his mother visited with the neighbor next door, little Johnny was left to fix lunch.

When his mother returned with her friend, she was surprised that Johnny had already strained the tea.

The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch.

“Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen?” Johnny’s mother asked.

“I couldn’t find it Ma, so I used the fly swatter,” he replied.

His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added:

“Don’t get excited, Ma, I used the old one!”

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