A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died and went to heaven. God asked each one of them what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.”

“I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master,” said the Doberman.

“Aha,” said God, “You may sit to my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “What do you believe in?”

The cat grinned. “I believe you are sitting in my seat.”