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Snow and winter jokes

What do snowmen call their kids?

Chill-dren.

What did the icy road say to the car?

“Want to go for a spin?”

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you!

How do mountains stay warm?

They put on their snowcaps.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

What is a snowman’s favorite snack?

Ice krispies treats.

What does December have that no other month does?

The letter D.

Where do snowmen put their money?

Snowbanks.

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?

Frosted Flakes!

Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snow ball.

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

“Have an ice day!”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What can you catch with your eyes closed?

A cold.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

‘Scold outside!

Why are winter days great?

They’re snow much fun!

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