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More Santa jokes

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?

Crisp Kringle!

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?

So he can hide at the North Pole!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?

Saint “Nickel”-less!

What smells most in a chimney?

Santa’s nose!

What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?

A jolly roll!

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?

A rebel without a Claus!

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?

Kris Kringle burps!

What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?

Rapping paper!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?

Mistle-”toast”!

Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?

Because the presents won’t take themselves!

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?

His north pole!

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