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Santa jokes

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?

At a Ho-ho-tel!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?

“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

What does Santa put on his toast?

Jingle Jam

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.  Which one picked it up??

Santa!  The other two don’t exist!

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?

Pour Santa flush on him!

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

Okay everyone, sack time!

What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?

Santapplause!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?

Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?

Santa Jaws!

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Ray Winnie
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