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More Thanksgiving jokes

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!

Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!

What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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