What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing wing!

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.

Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can’t jump!

Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.

Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.

What’s a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!

When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!

Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.