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One liners

What does a house wear?

Address!

Why are toilets always so good at poker?

They always get a flush.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. 

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, “I’m a big metal fan.”

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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