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Family riddles continued

Why should you never trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly.

Which bird has the worst manners?

Mocking birds.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?


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