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Family riddles

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner.

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is apparent.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

How did the bullet lose its job?

It got fired.

See more riddles next week…

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