web analytics

Categorized | Joke of the Week

A matter of importance

The Pope was quite early for his flight, so on the way to the airport, he asked his driver if he could switch seats with him and drive the car around for a while because they had time to kill and he hadn’t driven a car since becoming the Pope.

Naturally, he was a bit rusty. So, he’s driving poorly, and suddenly he sees police lights behind him. The Pope pulls over, and when the officer comes up to the window, his eyes go wide. He says to the Pope, “Hold on for a minute,” and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: “Chief we have a situation. I’ve pulled over an important figure.”

Chief: “How important? A governor or something?”

Cop: “No sir. He’s bigger.”

Chief: “So, what? a celebrity or something?”

Cop: “More important, sir.”

Chief: “A major politician?”

Cop: “No sir, he’s much more important.”

Chief: “WELL WHO IS IT!?”

Cop: “Well actually I’m not sure. But the Pope’s his driver.”

This post was written by:

- who has written 17969 posts on Cedar Springs Post Newspaper.


Contact the author

Comments are closed.

advert
Ray Winnie
Kent County Credit Union

Archives

Get Your Copy of The Cedar Springs Post for just $40 a year!