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Mind your manners

An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me—you do not want that parrot!”

She said, “I can teach it good manners.” And so she bought it.

But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.

She took it out and said, “Did you learn your lesson?” It said another bad word, so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She then took it out again and asked if it learned its lesson yet. 

The parrot was shivering and looked a little shaken. “Yes, I learned my lesson,” he squawked, “but, what did that poor chicken do?”

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Ray Winnie
Kent County Credit Union


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