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Categorized | Joke of the Week

Santa jokes

• How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? 

It was on the house.

• Why is Santa scared of chimneys? 

Because he’s claus-trophobic.

• How you can tell that Santa is real? 

You can always sense his presents.

• What nationality is Santa Claus? 

North Polish.

• Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa? 

Because her husband was a flake.

• What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? 

Wrap.

• Why is Santa so good at karate?

He has a black belt.

• Why does Santa go through the chimney? 

Because it soots him.

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