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More Thanksgiving laughs

Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? 

A: A Har-VEST.

Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? 

A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? 

A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? 

A: Squash

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? 

A: Goblet.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? 

A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? 

A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? 

A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey? 

A: The drumstick.

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? 

A: Peach gobbler!

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