Why do ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.
What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-Scream!