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Fall Jokes

1. Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
He didn’t be-leaf in himself!

2. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.

3. What month does every tree dread?
Sept-timberrrrrrr!

4. What did the leaf say to autumn?
I’m falling for you!

5. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

6. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile!

7. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field

8. Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before the fall!

9. Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose

10. Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves!

11. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.

12. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch

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