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Groaners

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”.

Why do teddy bears never want to eat anything?

Because they’re always stuffed.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?

The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, the signs were all there.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?

“Put it on my bill.”

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

What kind of shoes does a spy wear?

Sneakers.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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