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A fly-killer’s pickle

My three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said, “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.” 

Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap. 

After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?” 

Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”

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Ray Winnie
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