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Funny one-liners

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.

What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Ray Winnie
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