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Short Spring Jokes

When do monkeys fall from the sky? 

During Ape-ril showers! 

Can February March? 

No, but April May! 

Why is everyone so tired on April 1? 

Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! 

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 

Spring-time! 

What flowers grow on faces? 

Tulips (Two-lips)! 

Why are trees very forgiving? 

Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.”

Why is the letter A like a flower? 

A bee (B) comes after it! 

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 

A hot cross bunny 

What did the tree say to spring? 

What a re-leaf. 

NOTICE: We need NEW jokes! If you have a good “clean” joke to share email it to news@cedarspringspost.com or send to P.O. Box 370, Cedar Springs, MI 49319

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