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Feeling like a newborn baby

Two senior gentleman from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

“I feel just a like a newborn baby,” replied Slim.

“Really? Like a newborn baby?”

He nodded. “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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Ray Winnie
Kent County Credit Union


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