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Hard of hearing

An elderly man noticed that his wife seemed to be losing her hearing, so he thought he would test it. He stood about 20 feet behind her and asked, “Can you hear me, sweetheart?” There was no reply. She just kept reading her book.

So this time he moved to 10 feet behind her and asked again if she could hear him. Still no reply.

He then moved a bit closer, to only 5 feet behind her and asked again. But she still didn’t answer.

This team he leaned over just few inches from her ear and asked, “Can you hear me now, honey?”

His wife slammed the book shut and sighed in frustration. “For the fourth time, yes, I can hear you!”

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