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Christmas riddles

• What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!

• What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!

• What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!

• What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo.

• How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.

• Who is Santa’s most famous elf?
Elfvis!

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