Two women were having coffee, and one seemed especially upset.

“So, what’s the matter?” asked the woman’s friend. “I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband.”

“Oh, everything went wrong,” the second woman answered, “and he is not happy with me.”

“What happened?” asked the friend.

“First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.”

“That doesn’t seem like much to be upset about,” remarked her friend. “I’m sure he’ll get over it.”

The woman shook her head. “All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!”