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Valentine’s Day jokes


Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

A: Because it couldn’t get a date.


Q: What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?

A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear


Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?

A: You turn me on.


Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?

A: You get buttered up.


Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

A: His ghoul-friend.


Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?

A: Antelope.


Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive you!

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