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What did you say?

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “ I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
“Do you have any grounds?” asked the attorney.
“Yeah, I got about 140 acres.”
“I mean do you have a case?”
“No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere,” replied the farmer.
“No you don’t understand,” said the attorney. “I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer smiled. “Yeah I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
“No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
“Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
“Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” asked the attorney.
“No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
“Ok, let me put it this way. Why do you want a divorce?”
The farmer shook his head. “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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