A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures and how they had the right to roam wherever they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens from trampling the plants in his flowerbeds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later, a visiting friend noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the chickens away. “How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?”
The man grinned. “One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn’t bothered after that.”