Christmas riddles
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas one has no L (Noel)!
What won’t fit through the door at Christmas?
The three wide men!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
He was stuffed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball!
What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye faithful!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!
What is Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
Who is Santa’s most famous elf?
Elfvis!
