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		<title>Tired son</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look tired, my son,” said the cleric. “Why don’t you rest a moment, then I’ll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man. “My father wouldn’t approve.” “Don’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babysitting</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/05/16/babysitting-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. “I’ll never do that again!” he told his mother that evening. “I didn’t catch a thing!” “Oh, next time I’m sure she’ll be quiet and not scare the fish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Right or wrong?</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/05/09/right-or-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day, a man and his wife got into a petty argument. Neither would admit the possibility that they might be in error. The wife finally said, “Look. I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right.” “Fine,” said her husband. She took a deep breath, looked him in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fishing on the lake</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/05/03/fishing-on-the-lake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 18:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down, both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water. The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using an oar. Catching his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be careful what you wish for</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/04/25/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.” He then turns to the ostrich and asks,  “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What A Hoot</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/04/18/what-a-hoot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Each evening, bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, near some woods, hooting like an owl. One night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation.” He just knew he was on the verge of a breakthrough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walking Recovery</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/04/11/walking-recovery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients get up and walk in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday driver</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/04/05/sunday-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, &#8220;This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!&#8221; So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taking it with you</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/03/28/taking-it-with-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man lying on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor to his bedside. “I am going to die tonight,” he said, “and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So, I am giving $50,000 to each one of you, my three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Off</title>
		<link>http://cedarspringspost.com/2013/03/22/time-off-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two men working in a factory were talking. “I know how to get some time off,” said one. “How are you going to do that?” asked his friend. “Watch,” he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied. “I’m a light bulb.” “I [...]]]></description>
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