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Flying the friendly skies

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:

“Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from London’s Heathrow Airport to New York. The weather ahead appears to be good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So sit back and relax and…OH…DEAR GOD!!!” 

An eerie silence followed the captain’s horrendous cry. 

A few moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, I accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

As passengers breathed a sigh of relief, an Irish voice yelled from the back of the plane, “Fer the luvva Jaysus you should see the back o’ mine!”

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