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Jokes about Apples

Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?

A: The Pie Piper

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?

A: Empire apples.

Q: When is an apple grouchy?

A: When it’s a crab apple.

Q: Why couldn’t Bob the Builder eat the apple?

A: Because it was Adam’s apple.

Q: Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?

A: It’s peelings were hurt.

Q: Why did the apple turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: What is an Egyptian apple pie?

A: The kind mummy used to make.

Q: What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

A: A pineapple.

Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

A: Keeps everyone away.

Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare?

A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered

Q: Where do yellow jackets go to watch the big game?

A: Apple-Bees.

Q: What reads and lives in apples?

A: Bookworms.

Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?

A: It can look round.

Q: What kind of apples do they eat in the desert?

A: Camel apples. (caramel apples)

Q: Why did the yam get along so well with the apple?

A: They were both candied.

Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?

A: Stop goblin your dessert.

Q: Why did the apple join the circus?

A: He loved all the apple-ause.

Q: Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?

A: Because it needed a filling.

Q: What kind of apple throws the best parties?

A: Gala apples.

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm.

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