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When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to adopt lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws.

I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

An elderly couple is in church. The husband whispers to the wife, “I’ve let out one of those silent farts. What do I do?”

The wife whispers back, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention.

So I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable. That did the trick.

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing.

It will definitely spice up my autobiography.

I recently swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack, she hasn’t noticed yet

But the thyme is cumin.

I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

Can you believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 5 am?

Luckily I was already up, playing drums.

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