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Keeping the beat

I was in the bar yesterday when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was quite loud, so I timed my farts with the beats.

After a couple of songs, I felt a lot better. I finished my beer, and when I got up to leave, I noticed that everyone was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Ray Winnie
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