web analytics

Categorized | Joke of the Week

A groan a minute

What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Did you hear about the carrot detective?

He always got to the root of every case.

What washes up on very small beaches?

Micro-waves

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I’m coming down with something.

What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?

The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time.

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

Why won’t skeletons fight each other?

They just don’t have the guts.

This post was written by:

- who has written 18193 posts on Cedar Springs Post Newspaper.


Contact the author

Leave a Reply

*

code

advert
Ray Winnie
Kent County Credit Union

Archives

Get Your Copy of The Cedar Springs Post for just $40 a year!