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Summery jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?

I Scream.

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaa-hamas. 

Where do sharks go on vacation?


What part of the fish weighs the most? 

The scales. 

What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?


Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?

It’s cool.

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

Long time, no sea.

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?

A shell phone.

What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?

A sand dollar. 

Why did the police show up at the concert at the beach?

Something fishy was going on.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. 

What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks. 

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?

Nothing, it just waved. 

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?

Lake Eerie.

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