• What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?

• What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!

• Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

• What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.

• What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

• What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.

• What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.

• What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.

• Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!

• Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!

• Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.