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Even more spring jokes

Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May

Q: What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
A: FOUL spring weather.

Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A robin.

Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A: A rainbow

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall!

Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A “flour” garden.

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
A: EGG-plants!

Q: Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
A: Robin

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAYbe.

Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.

Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inch worm

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