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Snowman jokes

What cereals do snowmen like for breakfast?

Ice Krispies and Frosty Flakes!

What do you call an old snowman?

A puddle!

What happened when the snowman got angry?

He had a meltdown!

What’s a snowman’s favorite food?

Chili!

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?

She gave him the cold shoulder!

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

How do you threaten a snowman?

With a hairdryer!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In snow banks!

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