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Valentine’s Day riddles

Q: What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?

A: Be my Valen-slime!

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?

A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

A: She stole his heart.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts!

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What did one oar tell the other oar?

A: This is so row-mantic!

Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?

A: You light up my world.

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