• How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
It was on the house.
• Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
Because he’s claus-trophobic.
• How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents.
• What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
• Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
Because her husband was a flake.
• What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.
• Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt.
• Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.