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Thanksgiving laughs

Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? 

A. Scholar ships.

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors? 

A: A Turkey.

Q: What do you call a running turkey? 

A: Fast food.

Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down? 

A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? 

A: The turkey trot

Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain? 

A: Pil-grimace.

Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? 

A: Gobbleheads.

Q: What was the turkey suspected of? 

A: Fowl play.

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