Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A. Scholar ships.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey.
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?
A: Gobbleheads.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.