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Groaners

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep…

not screaming like the passengers in his car.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

What do cannon balls do when they’re in love?

Make bbs.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

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