1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3. If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don’t have COVID.

Last night, I did the test 19 times. I’ve heard there can be false positives and negatives, so I did the test 19 times. All were negative. Tonight, I’m going to do the test again, because this morning I woke up with a headache and feel like I’m coming down with something.

I am so nervous!