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Ghostly jokes

Why do ghosts go on diets? 

So they can keep their ghoulish figures

Where does a ghost go on vacation? 

Mali-boo.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? 

For the Boos.

What is in a ghost’s nose? 

Boo-gers.

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? 

It didn’t have a haunting license.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? 

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

What does a panda ghost eat? 

Bam-BOO!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? 

I-Scream!

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