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A bucketful of puns

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business. 

Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

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