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Heat Wave Jokes

Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

Q: What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?
A: Heat waves.

Q: What do you call a poodle in Arizona during the summer?
A: A hot dog

Q: What did the bee do when it was hot?
A: Took off his yellow jacket.

Q: What do you give a puppy on a really hot day?
A: A pupsicle.

Q: How do you help someone during a heat wave?
A: Give them lemon-ade.

Q: What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day?
A: Iced T.

Q: What kind of food can you get at the beach during the hottest days?
A: Steamed clams.

Q: What did the air conditioning say to the TV star?
A: I’m your biggest fan.

Q: What did the pig say on the really hot day?
A: I’m bacon.

Q: Why are elephants always ready to swim on a hot day?
A: They always have their trunks with them.

Q: Which is the fastest, heat or cold?
A: Heat is faster because you can catch a cold.

Q: Why did the panda go to Home Depot on a hot summer day?
A: To buy a bear conditioner.

Q: What’s the brightest day of the week?
A: SUNday.

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