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Fourth of July jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? 

The Star-Spangled Banner. 

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? 

The Americans licked the British! 

How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? 

Because freedom rings. 

What’s red, white, black and blue? 

Uncle Sam falling down the stairs. 

What kind of tea did the American colonists want? 

Liberty. 

What was General Washington’s favorite tree? 

The infantry. 

What was the most popular dance in 1776? 

Indepen-dance. 

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? 

It can’t sit down. 

Why did the duck say bang? 

Because he was a firequacker. 

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 

One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

Why were the first Americans like ants? 

They lived in colonies. 

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country? 

Beneduck Arnold. 

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks? 

Dino-mite. 

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? 

The Fodder of Our Country! 

What did one flag say to the other flag? 

Nothing. It just waved. 

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