web analytics

Categorized | Joke of the Week

More funny riddles

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You think it’s R, but it be the C.

Which bird has the worst manners?

Mocking birds.

Where to spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look flushed.

 My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

This post was written by:

- who has written 18062 posts on Cedar Springs Post Newspaper.


Contact the author

Comments are closed.

advert
Ray Winnie
Kent County Credit Union

Archives

Get Your Copy of The Cedar Springs Post for just $40 a year!