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Easter jokes

Where does Christmas come before Easter? In the dictionary!

What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end? With an “R”!

Where can you find Easter treasure? Where eggs marks the spot!

How can you make shopping for Easter go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

What should you do if you eat a lot of Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!

What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.

What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.

Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

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