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Thanksgiving fun

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play.


Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks


Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

A: He had an arrow escape.


Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot


Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock.


Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!


Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such fowl language.


Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

A: I’ll let you know next week.

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